Well, maybe not you, but probably Jennifer Love Hewitt.
At the end of a seemingly normal interview with Steve Serby of the NY Post, Hammerin’ Hank let’s us in on a little secret:
Q: How much do you smoke?
A: About a pack a day.
Q: Three dinner guests?
A: Napoleon; Einstein; Mozart.
Q: Favorite movie?
A: “The Magnificent Seven.”
Q: Favorite actor?
A: Steve McQueen.
Q: Favorite actress?
A: Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Q: Favorite entertainer?
A: The Beatles when I was younger; U2 … I play the guitar, (Jimi) Hendrix was big too.
Q: Favorite meal?
A: Pizza.
Let me get this straight. Hank-Stein chooses to have dinner with Napoleon, Einstein and Mozart, but then, no longer interested in opera, the French Revolution or the Theory of Relativity, he retires to the den to watch old Party of Five re-runs?
Back in the mid-90’s, didn’t we all hide a secret yearning to play the part of Bailey?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnKJYemie0g[/youtube]
Look at the rack on that girl. He might be a Yankee but I gotta agree. Bazoooom!
Hank Steinbrenner is essentially George Steinbrenner but dumber and even more brash.
PS: Yanks totally fucking fuck.
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Wow!